At least once, you've done this.
Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Still a virgin.
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
I feel like such a little girl today
All I had for lunch today was rasins and candy. Then I spent time with my Grandma and she made me laugh so much, like I had asked what time it was and she said, “why, are you going to turn into a pumpkin?” hahaha. I usually wouldn’t laugh at something like that but I couldn’t stop laughing. I got some really girly purple jelly flats with a butterfly, then we went to DQ,...